Onew

This walking train-wreck would love to take you out to some spicy crunchy chicken then take you back home and attempt to make love to you, upon which he will probably hit his head on the bed post and bleed profusely over your face. Then you'll change positions and the condom will break or something, I don't know, but it'll fuck up somehow but you'll be happy because he's adorable and shit. After he'll lie on the couch naked and smile weakly at you with an ice-pack on his head as you read him Chicken Little.